Signs Of The Year 2005 ( FuNnY)

*YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005, WHEN??.. *
*1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. *
*2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. *
*3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four. *
*4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. *
*5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they *
*don't have e-mail addresses. *
*6. You go home after a long day at work and still answer the phone in a *
*business manner. *
*7. You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial "9" to get an *
*outside line. *
*8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different *
*companies. *
*10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news. *
*11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. *
*12 You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if *
*anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. *
*13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the *
*screen. *
*14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have for *
*the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and *
*you turn around to go and get it. *
*15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. *
*16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) *
*17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. *
*18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this *
*message. *
*19. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list. *
*20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on *
*this list. *
*AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.